Tuesday, January 26, 2010

California school bans dickshunary

Wow! look at this dumb shit:

The Menifee Union School District took the action last week after a parent complained about the Merriam-Webster's 10th edition. This is the definition: "Main Entry: oral sex Function: noun Date: 1973 : oral stimulation of the genital."

"It's just not age-appropriate," school spokeswoman Betti Cadmus told the Press-Enterprise. "It's hard to sit and read the dictionary, but we'll be looking to find other things of a graphic nature."

Here, kids, read something cleaner, like the bible:

"Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses." (Ezekiel 23: 19-21)

...bottom line? Now all the kids in the inland empire will be writing "orul secks" on the restroom walls.

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